Lessons Learned on the Road

Lessons Learned on the Road:

Always get in front of the storm

There is always road construction in Wisconsin

Rush hour in Atlanta is all day

Free breakfast and happy hour make the Embassy Suites the best bang for the buck

In Alabama, you can buy a single can of beer while gassing up your car

The wretched smell of St. Louis is beer, not urine

There are A LOT of Adult Superstores on the interstate

Beware when feeding a toddler, small teeth can and do break skin

If you blow hard enough, you can get a raisin out of your nose

Relieving one's self in the car is easier said than done

The last 90 miles is more difficult than the first 900 miles

Family road trips are GRRRRRREAT!